Promises, promises! Don't talk, just go!

Flynt: 'I'll flee if Bush wins':
"'If Bush is re-elected - but I don't want to even consider the thought for one second - I really have to think about living somewhere else,' Flynt said early Monday in a strip club on the Champs Elysees in Paris where he was celebrating his 62nd birthday."

Great news, if true. If he had made this statement last week, Bush might have done even better. Unfortunately, our hopes have been dashed so many times in the past when other leftist cranks in the entertainment industry have threatened to leave and didn't do it. Flynt ought to stay in France, Johnny Depp is already living there and I'm sure John Kerry could be persuaded to come and visit.