Where's the ambulance chaser when he's needed?

FOXNews.com - Foxlife - Out There - Stickup Man Smacked Down by Customers:
"[pankration champ Benji] Radach [25] then forced [Russell R.] Rogers' [64] hands back behind him and pushed him face-first to the ground as Hallman frisked him for more weapons. Radach then knocked Rogers out with a blow to the head."

Imagine, a poor senior citizen, albeit a would-be robber armed with a handgun, brutally jumped by two young professional fighters and punched out while on the ground and unarmed - I smell a juicy lawsuit on the way. Maybe if John Edwards loses tonight he could work it into his schedule, he won't be in the Senate anymore and somewhat at loose ends.