"I've already told you more than I heard" - punch line of a joke about gossip

Women talk three times as much as men, says study | the Daily Mail:
"In The Female Mind, Dr Luan Brizendine says women devote more brain cells to talking than men."

This is another one for the "Somebody got paid to figure out what everyone already knows" file. However, Dr. Brize4ndine deserves a great deal of credit for following where the science leads her, even at the expense of her political principles.

"I know it is not politically correct to say this but I've been torn for years between my politics and what science is telling us.

"I believe women actually perceive the world differently from men."