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McCartney to tour to pay for millions in alimony | the Daily Mail:
"'Paul is going on a five-month world tour at the end of next year to get over Heather. But it is also rather a convenient way of recouping the losses he will accrue in the divorce courts', said a friend last night."

Maybe Sir Paul could cut a cover of that country tune "She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft."

Before we all get out our hankies and have a good cry over the "cute" Beatle's current woes, we should remember that this is no destitute Willie Nelson ruined by tax troubles. Under the worst case scenario, Sir Paul McCartney will still have assets of over a half billion pounds which means, with careful management, he should not have to do any heavy lifting if he lives another century and more.