Now I don't feel guilty about not buying that exercise gadget

ABC News: Bowflex Recalls Nearly 800,000 Machines

Word comes that Bowflex is recalling 782,000 fitness machines which have been linked to a few dozen injuries due to breakage of seats or backboards. This follows a recall of 420,000 units for similar problems earlier this year.

So, I wasn't just being lazy when I watched those infomercials and failed to order a Bowflex. I must be psychic. I must have sensed the injury potential. But, I'm still an overstuffed couch potato. It just proves the old saying, "No pain, no gain."