The Party of Miracles

The Democrat Party in 2004 is the party of Miracles:


John Kerry says when he is elected our enemies will love us.

John Edwards says when John Kerry is elected the paralyzed will get up out of their wheelchairs and walk.

Ten thousand lawyers say John Kerry will be elected when the dead vote.

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WARNING: Regulations in most US jurisdictions forbid the sale of alcohol when the polls are open. (No wonder so many people don't vote. They need a shot of Dutch courage to face the ordeal and can't get it.) Today, Monday, November 1, 2004, is your last chance to stock up before the voting starts. While you're shopping today, you might as well lay in an ample quantity of coffee to help you stay up late to see how Hawaii's four electoral votes break, and antacids to deal with the weeks of legal wrangling that will follow after Kerry claims victory at 8:00 PM Tuesday.